CHRIST KORI

rupsidaisy:

pizzaforpresident:

firemen:

my follower count is my birth year

did you know jesus personally?

slam DUNKED

fucking nerd UGH im in love
Plot of HTTYD2 basically
Hiccup: I don't want to be chief, I wanna stay rebellious and let my hair flow in the wind as I glide through the air, Toothless firing plasma blasts into the sunset.

thatsabingo:

So I follow my aunties on pintrest for like sharing recipes and stuff but today one of them posted this gif:

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and they’re all commenting like “the perfect man” and “what all women want ;)” and stuff like that

And I’m over here laughing my ass off because that’s gay porn star, Austin Wolf. This gif is from a gay porno. Like, literally 5 seconds after this moment, he has a cock in his mouth.

nsfw omfg bless

heirofmind:

hey if you’re new around here or even if youve been following me for a long time

this is a reminder that you’re 100% welcome to respond to anything and everything i say. send me asks commenting about posts or telling me about your day, or random facts or questions or ANYTHING I LOVE HUMAN CONTACT AND ANY ATTEMPT YOU MAKE TO CONNECT WITH ME IS A BEAUTIFUL THING

one of my mutuals send me an ask about a game one and I screeched with joy

bootyindernacht:

i like to describe myself as an ayyyyyysexual

not into sex, really into puns

andrewpauldost:

i want dogs to be allowed at more places and i want children under 6 to not be

jaclcfrost:

i’m frequently visited by three spirits at night

  • the ghost of i fucked up
  • the ghost of i’m currently fucking up
  • and the ghost of i’m probably going to fuck up in the future