foreverpruned:

evolutia:

toneverforever:

Post racial Amerikkka

I’m so disgusted.

But its not about race you guys.

fergusonn jesus christ
TRACK NAME: r u expectin it
ALBUM TITLE: has this been done already
ARTIST: no u arent

leviackerman1:

titan-marco:

Dedicated to letskouswimming

Oh my god

OH MYG ODDD KORI ARE YOU FUCKGIN AARHGHHH

esslaurent:

love—is-my-weapon:

poopflow:

it should be a high school requirement to work in food and retail for at least 6 months a piece so everyone can understand not to be assholes to employees who are just doing their jobs 

and so we actually have some work experience to put on resumes

that’s actually a really good idea

zagreus-taking-time-apart:

steampoweredsass:

zagreus-taking-time-apart:

We teach kids to fear animals like rats, snakes, spiders, etc. that are harmless 99% of the time but do we ever warn them about the real danger

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WHY DOES IT HAVE TEETH ON ITS TONGUE

I am a gooseologist and I can tell you that geese live on a healthy diet of children’s souls which can only be properly chewed with unholy tongue teeth

parkway-nosedive:

trauntwave:

not every single long sentence is a song title by fall out boy 

there are two ways to read this

me: [gently touches the sleeping cat]
cat: [makes a tiny cat noise]
me: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh nooooooooooooooooooooooooo ohh noo ohhhhh nooooooo oh no oh nooooo oh my god oh noooo

kattnoir:

defaultjosh:

You know what I’d love to see?

  • Disney gets the movie rights to Spider-Man.
  • Through all promotions, trailers, and advertisements, the actor playing Spider-Man is never revealed.
  • Then the movie comes out, and with baited breath, everyone waits to see who’s playing Peter Parker….

AND THEN 

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MOTHERFUCKING MILES MORALES.

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PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEAPLAPELPASL DON GLOVER DONG LOVER love how he's just like eeeyyyy that's my wife so proud got

jeankirstchein:

YESTERDAY I FOUND OUT MILKSHAKES MEANS BOOBS AND IM VERY DISTRESSED I THOUGHT THE SONG WAS ABOUT ATTRACTING MALES BY SWEET COLD DRINKS MADE IN A BLENDER