when youre wearin a cute outfit in winter and someone is like “aren’t you COLD” excuse me you are weak and your crops will never last the winter with that attitude
you know you’ve hit rock bottom when
*romantically watches anime alone in the dark*
I really just want an ugly kaiju christmas sweater and an axolotl mug and then I’ll be okay
Pansexual and asexual are literally the easiest sexual orientations to understand this is unbelievable
That feeling is homosexuality, Abe. Just let it wash over you.
HOW COME YOU GOTTA MARRY SOMEONE AND LIVE WITH THEM AND HAVE BABIES WHY CAN’T YOU JUST BUY A HOUSE WITH YOUR BEST FRIENDS AND JUST EAT PIZZA EVERYDAY AND PLAY GAMES ALL THE TIME IT WOULD BE LIKE A LIFE LONG SLEEPOVER AND YOU DON’T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT BREAKUPS OR THE D